CREATED July 15 2022

THIS WAS ORIGINALLY POSTED IN PART ON MY FORMER BLOG!

UPDATED AT AUTHORS DISCRETION 

In no particular order, rhyme or reason... here are the lessons I have learned in life. Some are more important than others, some are merely my observation or opinion... most every lesson was learned the hard way.

  • ** Most guys can NOT carry off eyeliner
  • * People with blue eyes should never wear blue eyeliner
  • * Pantyhose are NOT sexy, if you want to get laid wear thigh highs
  • *If his pants or shirt are tighter than yours, beware.
  • * Anything that seems to good to be true, usually is
  • * Follow your first instinct – especially if it’s a life or death situation, thinking too much gets you killed
  • * Forgive and don’t forget – there’s a reason this is a popular quote
  • * The final step isn’t hate, it’s indifference. When you finally get to the point you don’t even care enough to hate someone, that’s when you know you are ready to move on. (If this isn’t a famous quote I’m hereby claiming it! Mine!)
  • * When in doubt, wear black. It matches everything

Tips on boys!

  • No. They never really grow up. Sorry ladies!

BEST ADVICE: always let them think they are right

*The meaner you are the more they love you – but there’s a fine line between not being a pushover and being a straight up bitch.

*No man ever turned down a blowjob (bj tip: eye contact, proper tongue usage and keeping the balls from feeling neglected)

*You can’t change someone. It’s never going to happen, so learn to live with the faults or move on!

*Sometimes it’s just not worth the fight. Pick your battles. Sometimes you just have to accept he is never going to put dirty clothes in a hamper, even if you have three of them strategically placed around the house

*Most guys respond to one of these personas, a) damsel in distress, like giving you a ride, helping set up a bookshelf, fixing your window basically something to play up the whole man to the rescue vibe b) mommy dearest/cougar, this is similar the naughty teacher method except much more guilt. It comes down to pretty much telling them what to do, but in a method that suggests it’s their idea. It’s very effective for minor arguments, especially if you distract him with sex after

*Sex is always a good idea

AN/ In romantic relationships I refer to the object of my affection as a boy or man since I am a straight woman who loves the cock! Feel free to substitute whatever pronoun you prefer. Love is love, it’s wonderful and beautiful, it’s painful and overwhelming and it’s not my place to tell anyone who to love or not to love!

AUGUST

  • * Drinking alcohol causes more drama than any other drug
  • You are also way more likely to do stupid shit while drunk
  • Calling anyone, especially ex boyfriends at 3am is never a good idea
  • Always follow the rules, liquor before beer

NEVER CONFESS

  • Relationship tip: if he has no car, no license, lives with relatives and has multiple baby mamas – run. It’s not your job to fix him
  • Do not sleep with married men or guys with girlfriends.
  • This should be obvious but… do not sleep with your best friends boyfriend or your boyfriends best friend (or brother or any family member actually)
  • Adulthood is highly overrated
  • Youth is wasted on the young and so is sex! All the quotes are true!!
  • You are more likely to get into a car accident or traffic ticket within a mile from home.
  • You are also most likely going to get caught doing some really stupid shit. Sad part? No one ever lets you forget it either, “Hey, remember that time you.. “fill in embarrassing moment here”

September – November 2022 Memes and Updates

Careers and work.

  • Never stay in a job you hate! If it makes you miserable or you need drugs or alcohol to even go in it is time for a new job. Move on.
  • It is one thing to help out at work. BUT don’t let them take advantage of your good nature. If you’re the one who always picks up extra shifts or other employees slack and still get stuck with the crap shifts or sections and get no recognition… yeah they are never going to appreciate you.
  • Possibly already mentioned… DO NOT SLEEP WITH CO WORKERS OR BOSS ~ I do not care how cute they are or how drunk you are. There are exceptions, some people have successful work relationships. I wouldn’t know.
  • Always bring a pen to a job interview and turn off your cell phone volume.
  • Never get close friends a job. It never works out.
  • Do not get wasted at your job. I do not care if the whole staff is doing lines off the bar! Do not get wasted and make an idiot of yourself. Its worse than high school.
  • Always remember, everyone is replaceable. No matter how long you have been there, how good you are, how much they love you… Especially in F&B ~ There is always someone else who can do your job, from dishwasher on up to general manager.

Love and marriage

  • Never settle. Better to be alone than put up with someone you don’t love.
  • You will never know what else is out there if you stuck with the wrong person
  • Tis better to have one hour of happiness than a lifetime of blahhh
  • Don’t be scared to leave a relationship that makes you miserable.
  • Don’t expect anyone to save you. Save yourself.
  • If you started out as the “other woman” don’t be surprised in five years when you find him with “other woman”
  • If you have to snoop online or go through your partners phone. Something is wrong and you know it.
  • Stalking is not worth it. Driving past his house, job, bar or doing online searches and going through social media pages under a fake name is really not worth your time and never accomplishes anything but making you look crazy and psychotic
  • Sex does matter. If you don’t enjoy sex now, imagine how you will feel in ten years? Marriage does not improve your sex life, so unless you like masturbation, keep this is mind before you marry someone that you have just “OK” sex with
  • Another point worth repeating. You can not change someone. Do not try. Do not think waiting around for them to grow up will work either, there’s no guarantee they will change into someone you even like.
  • Every person wonders “what if” about someone or something. Maybe you heard a song, or saw a movie and it got you reminiscing. Of course, some people get all carried away and live in the past.. It’s ok to wonder now and again, but don’t get so lost in what if that you lose touch with the real world happening now. 
11/6

💯 If you have to bail the guy out of jail within the first week of meeting because even his family refuses to help him out - this is not a good sign!

AUTHORS NOTE: If my mom had listened to this advice, I would not be here.

JANUARY 2023 – Inspiration from memes and me!

LIFE IN GENERAL

  • Money does not buy happiness. However it certainly helps 😉
  • You will never please everyone. No matter how hard you try, someone is not going to agree with you and your decisions
  • Some people will never be happy. This is not your fault.
  • Your biggest critics are often your family and closest friends.
  • There will always be those “friends” who are going to resent your success. Don’t let anyone make you doubt yourself and your decisions. It’s your life.
  • Driving fast and listening to loud music can be very therapeutic
  • Sometimes you are your own worst enemy
  • Don’t be afraid to make mistakes or take a chance. You’ll never know what you might be missing out on if you don’t try
  • The most important opinion is yours. Don’t worry about what people think.
  • Life is short and can change in an instant. Live for today, tomorrow is not a guarantee
  • No one ever promised life was going to be fair

February 2023 thoughts

  • *Most people make themselves unhappy simply by finding it impossible to accept life just as it is presenting itself right now.
  • *If you worry too much about what might be, and wonder too long about what might have been, you will ignore and completely miss what is.
  • *The biggest obstacle to growth you’ll ever have to overcome is your mind. Once you can overcome that, you can overcome anything.
  • You won’t always have it easy, but there is always a reason to be grateful. And the greatest gift of your gratitude is that the more grateful you are, the more present you become.
  • The secret to getting ahead is to focus all of your energy not on fixing and fighting the old, but on building and growing something new.
  • Letting go doesn’t mean you don’t care about something or someone anymore. It’s just realizing that the only thing you really have control over is yourself in this moment.
  • There is absolutely nothing about your present circumstances that prevents you from making progress, one tiny step at a time.
  • The day you “understood” everything, was the day you stopped trying to figure everything out. The day you find peace and freedom again will be the day you let everything go.
  • You must let go of certainty. And you must remember that the opposite of certainty is not uncertainty, it’s openness, curiosity and a willingness to embrace life as it is, rather than resisting it. The ultimate challenge is to accept yourself exactly as you are, and accept life just as it is, but never stop trying to learn and grow to the best of your abilities.
  • Underneath it all, the hardest part is not really letting go, but rather learning to start over.
  • Stepping onto a brand new path is difficult, but not more difficult than remaining in a situation that no longer fits, or no longer exists.
  • Sometimes it takes a little heartbreak to shake you awake, help you let go, and show you that you are worth so much more than you were settling for.
  • Your heart might be bruised, but it will gradually heal and become capable of feeling the beauty of life once again. It’s happened to you before, and it will happen again – life is always changing. When something ends or someone leaves, it’s because something else or someone else is about to arrive – you will feel alive and whole again
  • https://www.marcandangel.com/2023/01/17/things-you-learn-as-you-let-go-of-the-uncontrollable/

AUTHOR NOTE: The Life Lessons for February were all borrowed from the following website. https://www.marcandangel.com/2023/01/17/things-you-learn-as-you-let-go-of-the-uncontrollable/

I have written all the other “Life Lessons” sections myself. Obviously some of my advice is borrowed from music, movies, famous quotes and popular sayings. This is the only content from an outside source not written by me. I take no credit for the advice and life lessons above. However the advice is sound and worth sharing and remembering. I

Whereas I hope that people will read and hopefully learn from my mistakes, I know that some things you have to figure out on your own. Your mistakes are as much a part of who you are as your success and accomplishments. Both shape you into the person you are now.

March 28, 2023

It’s always better to know the truth. Sometimes it is even worse to always wonder what if.

September 30th, 2023

We all want what we cannot have, because once we really have it completely, there is no tension anymore. There’s no more excitement. The magic is gone. Might it be possible that love, tension, and excitement belong together? Love without tension, excitement, or uncertainty isn’t love anymore. I think that’s the big secret

January 2024

2023 was a very bad year for me. Probably not the absolute worst but it is definitely in the top 5. I wasted an entire year on procrastination, denial, addiction and the complete lack of motivation to do anything to change. I argued, I got trashed, I lied to myself and everyone else, I complained endlessly and I lost myself in distractions. I knew that I was miserable, I knew that I was just ignoring the problem and that deep down. I was scared. Easier stay in a situation that was miserable but comfortable and predictable. I knew that I would never have the security and my life would be changed irrevocably. I was scared to be alone. 
I do have a few words of wisdom that I will share.. plus a few thought provoking memes as always
  • The person who cares the least in a relationship is the person that has the advantage
  • No one judges you the way you judge yourself, those horrible things you think that everyone is thinking about you is most likely not anywhere near the truth. People are too concerned about their own life and are not even thinking about you.
  • Same with lying. No one lies to us the way we lie to ourselves. Sometimes it is just easier to believe in the lie than accept the truth.
  • It’s never easy to change, “easier said than done ” is the truth. Knowing what to do is not a guarantee that you will do it. It can be hard to change and lose the safety and security of the life you are accustomed to living.